A Healthy Dose of Spam

I’ve never liked Spam. I guess technically, I’ve never had it. But I don’t need to. It’s just one of those things that I know I wouldn’t like. I mean, I’d never wake up and think I feel like scrambled eggs with a side of Spam! Yeah, not happening. Spam, on the other hand… Well, no. Nevermind. I don’t like that spam either. For the most part, anyway. It gets annoying. We’ve all gotten the ridiculous spam for Viagra in our emails. And if you have a blog, ohhh the spam comments we receive. Thank goodness for Askimet and other spam blocking technology.

Every once in a while, though, I like to look in the spam folder and see what clever coinciding string of words a computer put together. Then I laugh. They’re quite funny, really. Once I got this one that talked about how cows were taking over the world and there was no one to stop them… I laughed hard at that one.

This past week I got a few decent ones and figured I’d share. Enjoy.

 

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Laser Hair Removal- If you liked my post so much, how about some free treatments?! (And yes, this was for the Friday Fun Facts that I mentioned laser hair removal. Coincidence? I think not.)

Faith Amateur- Words to live by. Sort of. Although I’m not sure if I should take that as a compliment or an insult…

Url- What does there seem to? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.